65 above zero: Floridians turn on the heat. People in Garrett County plant gardens.
60 above zero: Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in Garrett County sunbathe.
50 above zero: Italian & English cars won’t start. People in Garrett County drive with the windows down.
40 above zero: Georgians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, and wool hats. People in Garrett County throw on a flannel shirt.
35 above zero: Nebraska landlords finally turn up the heat. People in Garrett County have the last cookout before it gets cold.
20 above zero: People in Miami all die, Garrett Countyans close the windows.
Zero: Californians fly away to Mexico. People in Garrett County get out their winter coats.
10 below zero: Las Vegas disintegrates. The Girl Scouts in Garrett County sell cookies door to door.
20 below zero: Washington DC runs out of hot air. People in Garrett County let the dogs sleep indoors.
30 below zero: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. People in Garrett County get upset because they can’t start their Snowmobile.
40 below zero: ALL atomic motion stops. People in Garrett County start saying … “Cold—enough fer ya!”
50 below zero: Hell freezes over. Garrett County public schools will open 2 hours late.
Not sure where this came from… but we LOVE our weather and folks in Garrett County!!
